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Individual Honors

FOBL MVP

2012: Fred Bush

Silver Slugger

NONE

Platinum Pitcher

2010: James Rhinehart
2012: Fred Bush
2014: Douglas Morehead

Fireman of the Year

NONE

Rookie of the Year

NONE

Manager of the Year

NONE

All-Rookie Team

2001: Kendrick Morgan (3B)
2004: William Goins (CL)
2006: Winfred Trent (DH)
2007: Robert Flory (RF)
2013: Michael Kellet (CF)
2013: James Grinnell (RF)
2021: Neville Pegg (1B)
2023: John Unrein (1B)

1st Team All-FOBL

2010: Kelly Nowacki (C)
2012: Fred Bush (SP)
2014: Douglas Morehead (SP)
2018: Christopher Castellon (SS)

2nd Team All-FOBL

2006: Kendrick Morgan (3B)

Owner Bio

After retiring from the professional tennis circuit in 1999, Pine Tar (of the wealthy Tar Family Hotel empire) devoted his free time to solving local murder mysteries while guiding the fortunes of his favorite fake baseball team. He purchased the FOBL team, the Portland Fighting Prawns, early in the 2001 season after following the leagues inaugural year struggles and seeing this was a place he could make a difference in the world.

Tar, on the day he bought the Portland franchise: "I figured hey, I have more money than I know what to do with, why not invest in something that is not real." Tar stores his portion of his family's vast wealth in a giant money bin in downtown Duckburg, Oregon. "It's right on the top of a hill so I get plenty of advance notice when those damn Beagle Boys try to break in, which is like every week pretty much."

Franchise Lineage:
2001 to Present: Portland Prawns -- Owner: Gary Sklenicka (aka "PineTar")
2001: San Jose Cyclones -- Owner: "RFUS"

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Playoffs

GL Wild Card

NONE

Dola Champs

2010, 2014, 2015

GL Champs

2014

SS Champs

NONE

Team Hall of Fame

3B Kendrick Morgan [FBR]

2001-2010

SS Benito Lantigua [FBR]

2006-2014

SP Fred Bush [FBR]

2005-2016

RP Aaron Wright [FBR]

2008-2016, 2021