Owner Bio
Christopher Williams (aka Frozenrope), has been General Manager/Owner/Hot Dog Vendor of the Arizona Discotheques since 2010, when the franchise formally known as the Dakota Roughriders went belly up due to a hardship lawsuit filed by prospect Shawn Clore, who had to play all 9 positions on all three minor league teams.
'Rope amassed the majority of his fortune in the mid-90's through numerous winnings on radio call-in shows across the country. "If you call enough, eventually you'll be caller number 7 and win a prize," says a very happy-go-lucky Rope. "Concert tickets can be scalped, lobster grams can peddled on Ebay, and then there's the occasional cash prize, where I don't have to do anything." Williams promises to run a tight Discotheque ship, with good character guys, strong arms and an attitude for winning at least 63 games a year. "Losing triple digits sucks."
Current endeavors besides GM/Owner/Hot Dog Vendor duties include brief stints as a backup singer for the Bread reunion tour, writing numerous pop culture articles with the hope that Daryl Hall & John Oates will regain their 80's form, and trying to successfully switch the pleasurable effects of having sex and eating vegetables. "That's been a project of mine for some time. The 2 biggest problems with the planet are overcrowding and lack of resources. You better believe that people will stop fucking so much and start planting crops if the payoff is gonna bring them to orgasm."
Franchise Lineage:
2010 to Present: Arizona Discotheques -- Owner: Chris Williams (aka "FrozenRope")
2001 to 2009: Dakota Roughriders -- Owner: Eric Whitted (aka "STK")
