| Breaking News |  | Friday, April 4th, 2031: Delinquents-Media Whores Swap Confirmed Fans in Des Moines woke up this morning to learn that their team had traded a 2nd round draft pick, a 3rd round draft pick, a 4th round draft pick and a 5th round draft pick to the Hollywood Media Whores. In return, the Delinquents will receive $1,425,000 in cash. |  | Saturday, March 8th, 2031: Capital City, Des Moines Confirm Swap $450,000 in cash will now be playing for the Des Moines Delinquents and a 3rd round draft pick will be suiting up for the Capital City Metropolitans. The trade was announced today at a press conference by club officials. |  | Saturday, August 17th, 2030: Great Stroke! Steffens Gets 5 Hits! It was a good day for the Delinquents at The Detention Center as they clipped the Durham Dragons 18-3. It was tremendous day for Jacob Steffens, who went on quite a hitting spree with a 5 for 5 barrage.
The Des Moines right fielder told reporters after his big 5-hit performance, "I don't have any buzz words. I'm 'not dialed in' or 'in a zone,' as they say. As far as the hitting goes, I try to keep it simple. I try not to look into it too much. Basically the pitcher throws the ball, I try to pick up the spin, then in a split-second decide to try to hit it. Today I picked up the spin very well."
J. Steffens hit a solo-shot off R. Ivie in the 1st, singled in the 3rd, hit an RBI single in the 4th, singled in the 6th, hit a solo-shot off C. Garza in the 7th and walked in the 9th.
This season Steffens is hitting at a .312 pace with 13 home runs, 65 RBIs and has scored 85 times. | | | | Team Information | | Record overall | 8-5, .615 PCT | | Position in Division | 2nd, 1.0 GB | | Record at home | 4-2, .667 PCT | | Record on the road | 4-3, .571 PCT | | Record in X-inning games | 1-0, 1.000 PCT | | Record in one-run games | 1-2, .333 PCT | | Record versus LHP | 1-1, .500 PCT | | Record versus RHP | 7-4, .636 PCT | | Record last 10 games | 7-3, .700 PCT | | Record in April | 8-5, .615 PCT |
| Team Batting Stats & Rankings | | Batting Average | .275 - 7th in GL | | On-Base Percentage | .313 - 12th in GL | | Slugging Percentage | .401 - 10th in GL | | On-Base + Slugging | .713 - 10th in GL | | Runs Scored | 76 - 4th in GL | | Hits | 129 - tied for 6th in GL | | Extra-Base Hits | 34 - 13th in GL | | Home Runs | 11 - tied for 13th in GL | | Bases-On-Balls | 25 - 17th in GL | | Strikeouts | 53 - 3rd in GL | | Stolen Bases | 4 - tied for 14th in GL |
| Team Pitching Stats & Rankings | | Earned Run Average | 5.35 - 15th in GL | | Starters' ERA | 5.37 - 14th in GL | | Bullpen ERA | 5.32 - 10th in GL | | Runs allowed | 75 - 12th in GL | | Hits allowed | 130 - 15th in GL | | Opponents AVG | .273 - 13th in GL | | BABIP | .321 - 16th in GL | | Home Runs allowed | 12 - tied for 3rd in GL | | Bases-On-Balls | 55 - 14th in GL | | Strikeouts | 96 - tied for 1st in GL |
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