HOLLYWOOD MEDIA WHORES
MINOR LEAGUE SYSTEM REPORT
Today's Date: 12/05/2064
BATTERS SILICON VALLEY E-HOLES - Darrell Behm Historical Baseball Society - AAA - 77-53, .592
Name Age Pos Contact Power Eye/Discipline Speed Defense AVG HR RBI Suggestion
Gordie Miller 31 C 5 4 4 1 6 .292 1 12
Kyle Hutton 26 RF 5 2 6 6 9 .375 0 2
Felipe Hurtado 32 3B 5 7 5 1 9 .143 1 10
Ron Malinconico 25 C 6 5 6 5 7 .306 12 58 Possibly ready for Major League Level
Ethan Stumbo 29 1B 6 7 6 1 6 .330 23 85 Possibly ready for Major League Level
Erik Homler 29 SS 6 2 6 2 8 .272 2 12
Pat Cardenas 24 CF 5 4 3 10 6 .348 2 6 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Jerrod Dixon 26 C 5 4 6 1 6 .000 0 0
Pat Bucheger 31 2B 5 5 7 7 5 .300 3 11
Zachary Combs 28 3B 6 1 5 5 9 .000 0 0
Dusty Dutton 25 CF 5 5 5 7 7 .256 1 13
J.P. Mayer 33 LF 6 4 6 5 8 .336 1 13
Tommy Abbott 23 CF 7 2 5 11 6 .277 10 45
Melvin Aguilar 23 SS 8 2 4 9 8 .304 3 54
Pat Iacovelli 31 2B 6 1 5 2 7 .000 0 0
Tom Weinstein 23 SS 7 4 6 2 10 .315 7 52 Possibly ready for Major League Level
Pat Snyder 26 C 5 4 4 3 4 .000 0 0
Ron Matthews 26 2B 5 2 7 7 7 .000 0 0
Tommy Byers 25 SS 5 4 3 7 8 .000 0 0
Dave Kelly 27 SS 5 2 5 2 4 .000 0 0 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Ian Hillyard 28 LF 5 3 7 1 4 .000 0 0
Bill Marquez 26 LF 5 4 5 2 6 .000 0 0
Vinny Toledo 27 SS 5 2 5 7 7 .000 0 0
Ian Newton 28 SS 5 2 10 6 6 .258 2 48
Malik Dean 23 CF 4 4 3 10 5 .000 0 0 Not ready for Triple A
Brad Calder 23 SS 7 4 4 11 8 .274 5 62
Robby Ball 25 CF 5 4 9 9 5 .275 13 63 Ready for Major League Level
Rod McGuyer 24 CF 5 5 3 10 8 .269 6 23
Jamie Erwin 22 CF 8 7 4 10 6 .303 9 79
PITCHERS SILICON VALLEY E-HOLES - Darrell Behm Historical Baseball Society - AAA - 77-53, .592
Name Age Role Stuff Control Movement Rec ERA IP HA BB K Suggestion
Clint Holden 21 P 8 7 8 0-0 4.05 6.2 4 1 4
Theo Williams 27 P 6 7 6 4-2 4.28 33.2 29 11 19 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Felipe Molina 30 P 6 6 8 9-2 2.69 123.2 107 40 61 Ready for Major League Level
Freddy Testerman 29 P 7 6 6 7-9 5.32 132.0 137 44 66
Ian Moore 22 P 10 8 7 16-2 2.05 157.2 106 27 121 Ready for Major League Level
Dwaine Watson 29 P 7 6 7 11-1 2.56 151.1 114 39 91 Ready for Major League Level
Frank Cepeda 25 P 6 8 7 0-0 .00 0.2 1 1 0 Ready for Major League Level
Dave McCormack 27 P 7 4 4 6-2 4.00 81.0 71 48 59 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Jimmy Nielsen 27 P 9 5 7 11-9 4.06 135.1 127 38 81 Ready for Major League Level
Pat O'Donnell 40 P 7 8 7 2-0 1.23 22.0 17 4 16 Ready for Major League Level
Pat Keena 24 P 6 6 7 0-5 4.11 35.0 29 14 18
Ian Lovell 27 P 6 4 7 1-2 7.13 17.2 22 17 13 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Ivan Rosa 25 P 6 8 4 2-6 3.35 78.0 79 27 44
Pat West 25 P 6 5 5 1-2 6.84 52.2 59 26 34 Probably overmatched at Triple A
Dave Miller 26 P 6 7 7 6-9 6.64 107.0 143 21 35
Tommy Faul 23 P 7 7 8 0-0 1.93 4.2 1 5 1
Dylan Rushton 25 P 8 5 9 1-2 12.15 6.2 13 5 6 Possibly ready for Major League Level
BATTERS LITTLE ROCK SQUEALING PIGS - STK Memorial Baseball League - AA - 40-90, .308
Name Age Pos Contact Power Eye/Discipline Speed Defense AVG HR RBI Suggestion
Jaime Collins 22 SS 5 4 7 10 8 .197 0 5
Tom Cingel 25 C 4 5 6 1 6 .232 10 39 Not ready for Double A
Tony Fernandez 25 1B 5 7 6 1 7 .224 15 63 Not ready for Double A
Jordan Ibanez 23 2B 5 1 6 8 9 .285 1 40
Robbie Fenton 25 SS 5 1 2 9 7 .279 3 35 Not ready for Double A
Dave Martin 23 SS 5 2 6 3 10 .226 2 26 Probably overmatched at Double A
Tom Mulloy 23 SS 6 2 5 7 6 .268 8 51
Ian Pratt 24 SS 5 4 5 10 4 .246 11 43
Jordan Cabrera 21 RF 4 3 3 6 7 .228 6 34 Probably overmatched at Double A
PITCHERS LITTLE ROCK SQUEALING PIGS - STK Memorial Baseball League - AA - 40-90, .308
Name Age Role Stuff Control Movement Rec ERA IP HA BB K Suggestion
Danny Diaz 22 P 9 7 4 0-0 5.47 26.1 24 13 27
Ed Engelstad 22 P 6 5 4 1-1 6.28 43.0 52 18 41
Milt Kegley 21 P 7 4 7 2-3 4.15 91.0 82 48 54
Dave Beran 26 P 4 3 4 2-16 6.96 108.2 130 67 28 Probably overmatched at Double A
Robby Knight 26 P 4 4 5 6-7 4.25 125.0 124 51 46
Ian Meagher 23 P 6 5 5 7-9 4.57 126.0 146 51 65
Rafael Pecina 25 P 5 7 3 4-9 4.02 125.1 123 35 52
Ian Zell 23 P 7 4 5 6-9 4.62 124.2 133 72 62
Frank Rayon 24 P 5 2 6 1-8 7.23 47.1 64 46 25 Probably overmatched at Double A
BATTERS SUMMERVILLE HELLONEARTHS - Paul Pina Baseball Commemorative - A - 48-82, .369
Name Age Pos Contact Power Eye/Discipline Speed Defense AVG HR RBI Suggestion
Dave Blanchard 20 SS 7 4 6 9 7 .254 8 45 Ready for Triple A
Mike Monroy 19 SS 6 4 5 7 11 .249 1 21 Possibly ready for Triple A
PITCHERS SUMMERVILLE HELLONEARTHS - Paul Pina Baseball Commemorative - A - 48-82, .369
Name Age Role Stuff Control Movement Rec ERA IP HA BB K Suggestion
Willie Leon 21 P 10 5 6 0-0 7.36 11.0 9 14 10 Probably overmatched at Single A
Jarrod Powers 21 P 7 7 7 1-1 5.17 15.2 14 6 17
Pat Teabo 22 P 10 2 7 4-2 2.97 63.2 53 40 59
Cam Holt 25 P 5 4 5 4-11 4.74 125.1 120 51 63
Dusty O'Niell 21 P 8 8 5 7-8 3.28 118.0 103 45 96
Tom Rothmann 23 P 6 6 4 6-10 3.12 121.1 102 53 73
BATTERS UTAH HOMOPHOBES - Little Front Office Baseball League - R - 21-109, .162
Name Age Pos Contact Power Eye/Discipline Speed Defense AVG HR RBI Suggestion
Ian Byrne 20 C 5 4 6 1 5 .236 0 5
Jimmy Brooks 20 C 6 6 6 1 5 .263 6 33 Ready for Single A
Danny Molina 19 1B 4 3 2 2 4 .237 8 47
Ernie Cockerill 20 SS 4 2 8 6 9 .232 1 25
Micah Horner 18 C 5 6 6 3 4 .202 4 32
Zachery Rockafellow 19 SS 6 2 5 5 5 .262 2 21
Jalen Moore 18 SS 5 3 6 2 3 .205 3 32
Pat Bragg 22 C 5 1 4 1 5 .282 0 19
Jerry Hernandez 18 2B 5 1 5 5 - .208 0 22
PITCHERS UTAH HOMOPHOBES - Little Front Office Baseball League - R - 21-109, .162
Name Age Role Stuff Control Movement Rec ERA IP HA BB K Suggestion
Dave Delgado 19 P 5 5 5 2-12 4.38 111.0 129 44 82
Dave Nettleton 21 P 7 7 5 1-11 4.01 110.0 118 44 77
Dusty Bobroff 19 P 7 6 8 2-13 6.59 97.0 134 51 60
Ian Resnick 18 P 7 4 4 1-18 8.04 90.2 154 43 36
Dusty Hawkins 19 P 6 5 5 1-16 9.06 93.1 145 68 51
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