| Breaking News |  | Friday, November 2nd, 2035: Hollywood Takes Title The Media Whores earned their 3rd Solecismic Series title and now get to spend all winter basking in glory, while the beaten Wombats will have plenty of time to wonder what went wrong.
Hollywood is the Front Office Baseball League Champions for 2035. They did it with a 5-3 triumph to capture the series 4-3.
"Both clubs are talented. We just made fewer mistakes than they did," the winning manager said to the press corps at the postgame press conference. "We made the crucial plays and got the timely hits."
The Utica skipper agreed with that assessment and added, "We were a little weak on fundamentals at crucial times. I have a sneaky suspicion we will be working on fundamentals a lot next spring."
On the way to the Solecismic Series championship, the Media Whores ended up in first place in the Gindin League Dola Division and compiled a 102-60 record during the regular season. |  | Thursday, October 11th, 2035: Chipps Records Shutout Against Delinquents Hollywood's Jerry Chipps breezed through the Delinquents lineup today, collecting a 2-hit shutout and a 10-0 victory along the way. Chipps fanned 1 as well.
"I didn't really feel like I had my game today," Chipps confessed, "but some days are like that -- you just gotta go with what you have."
In 33 starts this season, Chipps has recorded 16 wins and absorbed 8 losses. He has pitched 225.1 innings, allowed 252 hits, struck out 97 and has a 5.03 ERA. |  | Monday, October 1st, 2035: September's GL Batter of Month Award Announced Brian Gibson is in the final year of his contract with Hollywood and today added a timely piece of hardware to his trophy case. Playing in 27 games in September the 29-year-old third baseman ripped Gindin League pitchers for a .429 batting average, nabbing him the Batter of the Month award.
He also rang up 15 home runs, 36 RBIs and 28 runs scored.
If Gibson keeps up this pace, he'll cost someone a lot of money.
Batting .341 to date, Gibson has 49 home runs and 144 RBIs. | | | Injuries | | Player | Injury | Out for... | Disabled List Status | | LF Ward Gillion | hyperextended back muscle | 5 days | On DL, eligible for return | | | Team Information | | Record overall | 102-60, .630 PCT | | Position in Division | 1st, - GB | | Record at home | 52-29, .642 PCT | | Record on the road | 50-31, .617 PCT | | Record in X-inning games | 6-7, .462 PCT | | Record in one-run games | 30-26, .536 PCT | | Record versus LHP | 25-20, .556 PCT | | Record versus RHP | 77-40, .658 PCT | | Record last 10 games | 8-2, .800 PCT | | Record in April | 9-11, .450 PCT | | Record in May | 17-10, .630 PCT | | Record in June | 19-9, .679 PCT | | Record in July | 16-10, .615 PCT | | Record in August | 19-9, .679 PCT | | Record in September | 18-9, .667 PCT | | Record in October | 4-2, .667 PCT |
| Team Batting Stats & Rankings | | Batting Average | .291 - 1st in GL | | On-Base Percentage | .359 - 1st in GL | | Slugging Percentage | .501 - 1st in GL | | On-Base + Slugging | .859 - 1st in GL | | Runs Scored | 1017 - 1st in GL | | Hits | 1664 - 2nd in GL | | Extra-Base Hits | 626 - 2nd in GL | | Home Runs | 269 - 1st in GL | | Bases-On-Balls | 574 - 4th in GL | | Strikeouts | 756 - 2nd in GL | | Stolen Bases | 143 - 7th in GL |
| Team Pitching Stats & Rankings | | Earned Run Average | 4.42 - 14th in GL | | Starters' ERA | 4.51 - 13th in GL | | Bullpen ERA | 3.47 - 4th in GL | | Runs allowed | 768 - 12th in GL | | Hits allowed | 1531 - 15th in GL | | Opponents AVG | .270 - 15th in GL | | BABIP | .289 - 9th in GL | | Home Runs allowed | 185 - 17th in GL | | Bases-On-Balls | 338 - 1st in GL | | Strikeouts | 820 - 18th in GL |
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