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    I guess it's fair to say it's not often that games of the magnitude of a Fresno/Montego Bay match up take place. Probably hasn't happened since back when the Target Sandlotters edged the Walmart Welfare Recipients in the Corporate Shootout a half dozen years ago, or so (I still remember Fig-leaf Johnson whipping the ball outta centerfield to catch Betilda Mayberry trying to stretch a double into a triple to end the game...helluva throw, but man, you should never make the last out at third).


    Anyway, yeah, turns out a Herb Eaverstank single in the top of the 12th of the first game was the only thing standing between the Tacos and a three-game sweep of the Montego Bay Red Stripe. It’s not saying much to beat the Red Stripe these days, in fact we’re not even sure if any of the MBJ fans knew the team was even playing. But, screw it, any series the Tacos wins has to be considered a sign from God, or at least an indicator from the now-vaporwared Mali.


    Fact is that the Taco bats pummeled MJB 14-5 in the three games. They blasted doubles and triples and homers to take game two 9-0 behind seven swell innings from The Nipple, then got their own 9th inning magic in the form of a walk-off two run blast from young semi-star Hidetoshi Machida to win game three.

    The game put the Taco's a game up on the Red Stripe and dropped Montego Bay into the cellar of the Ice Cream division.


    Fans were so stunned after the game that they had to be told to leave, even though the scoreboard still showed them ahead. “That never fucking happens,” one father said to their kid on the way out. “Someday you’re going to be able to tell your grandkids that you were there when the Taco’s took a series.”


    “Don’t worry, Dad,” the kid said back. “It was only the Red Stripe.”

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    Unfortunately for our draft position, we're still winning the season series.

    I could actually go for a Taco and a Red Stripe for dinner tonight. Sounds tasty.


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    Being 4-3 against the Tacos is the Charlie Sheen kind of winning.
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