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    So it’s May 15th and Fresno is living up to its billing, being one of the only teams in existence that’s as bad as Montego Bay.

    I mean, this is team with a hitter named Pitcher and a shortstop who goes by Grindrod, which we all know was meant to be his name as a male stripper that he probably just accidentally affixed to the wrong contract. Oh, sure, you’re telling me he’s got a Golden “Glove?” That’s goddamned rich right there. Next thing you’re going to say is Rope is moving to the free weed state of Colorado. We all know Discotheques are a cocaine and New York kinda thing. Seriously, you seen Rope at a Fish concert? Getthehellouttahere.

    But, yeah, the Tacos.

    Again, what a name. “I’ll have two tacos to go, please, hold the hot sauce.” Pretty much the story of the season right there.

    The big question on each of the three “Taco” fans’s minds is: “How the hell did we split four games with Chicago? At Chicago, no the fuck less." When this team wins on the road, investigations start happening. The Hooligans got only a pair of runs against young Roessler and a five-pack of limp noodle relievers one day, then repeated it against “Nipple” Arreola and three relievers the nest day. In the meantime the bats erupted for three runs and five runs, and history was made.

    Still, the question remains. How? Oh, sure the Tacos are Hot right now, having also somehow managed to bury Greenbelt in two games outta four at home a week ago while almost outscoring them 11-12 for the series, but this was Chi-town.

    Do we smell a lay-down? A dark deal, a black sox scandal coming from the old school businessfolk in the Windy City?

    Who the hell knows, really? But, yea, get me a couple Tacos and we’ll think about it as we’re on our way to check out New freaking Mexico.
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    Rope loves weed.

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    Hoping that Shaw makes the "Nipple" nickname official.


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    consider it done

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood View Post
    Rope loves weed.
    But don't we all?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood View Post
    consider it done
    Done

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