SP Tadanor Hori - one year left on criminally below-market deal.

1B Diego Fabregas - incredibly fake handsome and still has one more year left on his rookie deal.

OF Ryan Lord Jello Puddifoot - one time did 17 blueberry jello shooters in 2 hours and threw up on the prime minister of Sweden.

Accepting offers via pm. Will take picks and prospects but not interested in any salary unless it is 4 - 5 star player.