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    Default Prized Whore Set to Lose His Virginity Twice in One Night



    Pat "Rat" O'Donnell, picked first overall in last year's Amateur Draft by Hollywood, got the call he's waited for his whole life.

    "I've been a huge fan of Whores ever since I was 12," O'Donnell said during a phone interview with members of the press, "The Hollywood franchise not so much."

    After the awkward silence dissipated, O'Donnell expressed his complete lack of surprise at being named Hollywood's #1 starter the day he arrived at the clubhouse, meaning he will start 2 games in tonight's Sim. "I don't know who's putting this team together, but they must be a fucking nimrod. Have you seen their pitching staff? Christ, if they didn't make me the #1 guy, I'd refuse to report."

    Chief Whore Shaw ended the phone conference shortly afterwards.

    In other news, fellow first rounder Joey Cecil was also called up this sim and will be closing games, assuming Hollywood ever leads again.
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    He needs Crash Davis to take him under his wing.
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    Shaw clearly feeling cocky about his 7 game lead over the Windchill. Don't forget, you're up against the Mozart of the tank!


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    Good first start....

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    Down to a 4 game lead; Tauter making his move!


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    Jeez, how could the guy be 'Very Unhappy' after his major league debut, where he beat Ayr? High expectations, there. He's the #1 pick from last year, he ain't goin' to the Celtics.


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