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    Chief Whore Shaw knows his Hollywood squad has no shot at the massively engorged crapshoot known as the FOBL playoffs, but that hasn't stopped him from ordering a significant change to his pitching staff. Five new starters and three new relievers rode in on the Sunday evening bus from Los Gatos, home of the AAA Silicon Valley E-Holes, and all will make their career major league debuts in Wednesday's sim.

    From left to right, the new starters are highly-rated former WIC prospect Cale Kenworthy along with lifelong minor leaguers Jerry Gould, Curt Howard, Raul Gomez and Jerry Neal.

    "Some people might call this a move rooted in desperation, or frustration, or a misguided sense of pride. Actually, it's pure malice. I have the personality of an inflamed, gangrenous sphincter, and I'm in a bad mood. Gnarly shit happens to incumbent players when I'm in a bad mood. We plan on having a lot of new faces around here in the next few seasons, so I need to put my stamp on these guys early. And my boot. And Discipline Consultant Mohammed Amann's huge member."

    The Hollywood Media Whores (20-85, 51 GB) are in last place in the Skates Division, but in first place in the race for the top overall pick in next year's draft, in which they hold 20 picks, including 3 first rounders.
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    Dude. You don't get to use "historically" unless you get that win total down into single digits like tauter.

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    Historically for us.

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    Chief Whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgado View Post
    Dude. You don't get to use "historically" unless you get that win total down into single digits like tauter.
    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hollywood View Post
    Historically for us.


    meh
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    Nice debuts for a few of the newbies in a 3-3 week for HOL.

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